After five years of watching Alias, I have devised a clever (yet obvious) drinking game. Just follow these simple rules...
Take a drink everytime:
-someone says the word "endgame"
-someone mentions Rambaldi
-Victor Garber does something badass
-Marshall dorks out
-Sloane is a jackass
-Rachel is useless
-you doubt Amy Acker could ever be a super-spy since the chick is so thin she can barely carry the weight of her own head
If you follow these simple steps, you should be pretty much good and wasted by the end of the teaser.