The following conversation took place this afternoon while I was pumping gas:
Old gas station attendant man (OGSAM): Well, hello there young lady!
OGSAM: How was school today?
Me: I wouldn't know!
OGSAM: Aren't you in school??
Me: Actually, I work for the federal government.
OGSAM: Really? No way!
Me: I'm afraid so.
And I can't decide if it's really awesome or kind of sad that this guy thought I was still in high school.