The good side of all your crap breaking, is that you get to replace it all with new crap! Last Wednesday my NEW DISHWASHER was delivered. It's quieter, faster, cleans better, and doesn't have bugs living inside it! Yeah, you heard me. The old one had bugs. It was gross. But! This one is awesome.
When the delivery guys brought in the dishwasher, I was really happy.
When the dishwasher was installed, I loved it so much, I wanted to live in it.
Surprisingly, I didn't fit.
Oh, dishwasher. Never leave me!