Here is a gmail chat conversation between me and Caroline, based upon viewing the following pictures of KEVIN FEDERLINE. Yes, the handsome (guh!) man shown below is none other than K-FED! Go here if you don't believe me.
me: I just...I don't...
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE??
me: HE IS TOTALLY CUTE
Caroline: he looks like aston kutcher. dude.
me: I need a sweater, cleraly hell has FROZEN THE FUCK OVER
he looks like the dude from American Pie!
Caroline: i ... can't ...
me: I mean
WTF, Caroline, WTF
Caroline: it's a sign of the armageddon
me: hide your babies and your beadwork!
Caroline: we must buy canned goods with a quickness
me: don't forget the can opener
that is key
so we can toast to the end of time
me: and we need extra pairs of glasses so we don't end up like that guy who played the Joker in the old batman series who was in that twilight zone episode
you know, the one who was in the bank vault when the nuke hit and all he wanted to do was read and then he broke his glasses
oh, the irony!
what are the chances this will be a permanent change?
I would say slim to none
Caroline: oh, i betcha the goatee's already back.
i mean, those clothes were totally loaners for the photo shoot
me: and the socks with flip-flops look
Caroline: b/c that's hella sexy