The following conversation took place this afternoon while I was pumping gas:

Old gas station attendant man (OGSAM): Well, hello there young lady!

Me: Hello!

OGSAM: How was school today?

Me: .......

Me: I wouldn't know!

OGSAM: Aren't you in school??

Me: Actually, I work for the federal government.

OGSAM: Really? No way!

Me: I'm afraid so.


And I can't decide if it's really awesome or kind of sad that this guy thought I was still in high school.